Mars had better look out...

Space.com is reporting that chances are very good that a press conference next week will reveal compelling evidence that Mars once contained large quantities of water…

“Evidence that suggests Mars was once a water-rich world is mounting as scientists scrutinize data from the Mars Exploration rover”

This is important, especially to the current administration in the White House. Allow me to explain:

Where there is water, there’s a good chance that there was once life. And, as we all know, where there was once life, there is likely OIL. And, of course, where there is oil, there’s a good chance we’ll have to invade.